Monthly Archives: April 2014

Welcome to Adulthood

Happy Eighteen, Luke. I am only twenty-five in this picture, holding your two pound self. I was eighteen when I met your dad. That is incredible to me. How can that be? You have been a bit apprehensive about turning … Continue reading

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#parentfail

If you are wondering how explicit¬†Wolf on Wallstreet really is and accidentally hit the “play” button in front of your middle school aged children, you will want to punch yourself in the throat in the 15 seconds it takes to … Continue reading

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I See Your Florida and I Raise you a Game of Nerf Catch

It’s the hump day of my spring break, which is really turning out to not be a break (got the freelance job) and I am sitting at my filthy dining room table with Lizzie’s Lush face mask on my nose, … Continue reading

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